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10:59:27 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:59:28 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (696ms)
10:59:28 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:49  (418ms)
10:59:29 $ nproc
         1
10:59:29 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA
         00:03.0 3D controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA  (1055ms)
10:59:31 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         AMD EPYC 7713 64-Core Processor  (768ms)
10:59:32 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         AS8075 Microsoft Corporation  (729ms)
10:59:32 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (525ms)
10:59:33 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         NVIDIA-SMI has failed because it couldn't communicate with the NVIDIA driver. Make sure that the latest NVIDIA driver is installed and running.  (710ms)
10:59:34 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (471ms)
10:59:35 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
10:59:36 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'
         7.0.0-22-generic  (634ms)