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10:34:22 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:34:22 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (841ms)
10:34:23 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:24  (437ms)
10:34:24 $ nproc
         1
10:34:24 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA
         00:08.0 3D controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual GPU  (849ms)
10:34:25 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         AMD EPYC 7713 64-Core Processor  (488ms)
10:34:26 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         AS8075 Microsoft Corporation  (490ms)
10:34:26 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         1  (519ms)
10:34:27 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         -bash: nvidia-smi: command not found
10:34:28 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (938ms)
10:34:29 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
10:34:30 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'
         7.0.0-22-generic  (593ms)