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10:18:03 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:18:04 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (682ms)
10:18:04 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:08  (836ms)
10:18:06 $ nproc
         1
10:18:06 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         0000:00:08.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA
         0000:00:09.0 3D controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual 3D Controller  (2035ms)
10:18:08 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         AMD EPYC 7713 64-Core Processor  (578ms)
10:18:09 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         AS8075 Microsoft Corporation  (640ms)
10:18:10 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (1108ms)
10:18:11 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         NVIDIA-SMI has failed because it couldn't communicate with the NVIDIA driver. Make sure that the latest NVIDIA driver is installed and running.  (843ms)
10:18:12 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         -bash: lspci: command not found
10:18:13 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
         localhost  (947ms)
10:18:14 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'