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10:38:20 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:38:20 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (464ms)
10:38:21 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:28  (618ms)
10:38:22 $ nproc
         1
10:38:22 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         0000:00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA
         0000:00:02.0 3D controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA  (976ms)
10:38:24 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         AMD EPYC 7713 64-Core Processor  (570ms)
10:38:24 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         AS8075 Microsoft Corporation  (732ms)
10:38:25 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (581ms)
10:38:26 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         -bash: nvidia-smi: command not found  (956ms)
10:38:27 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (417ms)
10:38:28 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
         localhost  (588ms)
10:38:28 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'
         7.0.0-22-generic  (476ms)