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10:59:06 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:59:06 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (527ms)
10:59:06 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:49  (456ms)
10:59:07 $ nproc
         1
10:59:07 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         0000:00:08.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA  (884ms)
10:59:08 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         AMD EPYC 7713 64-Core Processor  (718ms)
10:59:09 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         AS8075 Microsoft Corporation  (520ms)
10:59:10 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (511ms)
10:59:11 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         GPU 00000000:00:08.0
             Product Name                    : Microsoft Hyper-V Virtual VGA  (611ms)
10:59:11 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (471ms)
10:59:12 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
         localhost  (691ms)
10:59:13 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'
         7.0.0-22-generic  (1670ms)