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10:46:29 $ uname -s -v -n -r -m
         Linux localhost 7.0.0-22-generic #22-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Mon May 25 15:54:34 UTC 2026 x86_64
10:46:29 $ uname -m | awk '{printf $1}'
         x86_64  (585ms)
10:46:30 $ uptime | grep -ohe 'up .*' | sed 's/,//g' | awk '{ print $2" "$3 }'
         7:36  (2588ms)
10:46:33 $ nproc
         1
10:46:33 $ lspci | egrep VGA && lspci | grep 3D
         00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Microsoft Corporation Hyper-V virtual VGA  (605ms)
10:46:34 $ lscpu | egrep "Model name:" | cut -d ' ' -f 14-
         -bash: lscpu: command not found
10:46:35 $ curl ipinfo.io/org
         BCM One LLC  (698ms)
10:46:36 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name" | awk '{print $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $11}' | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (771ms)
10:46:37 $ nvidia-smi -q | grep "Product Name"
         NVIDIA-SMI has failed because it couldn't communicate with the NVIDIA driver. Make sure that the latest NVIDIA driver is installed and running.  (1196ms)
10:46:39 $ lspci | egrep VGA | grep Radeon | wc -l | head -c 1
         0  (495ms)
10:46:39 $ uname -n | awk '{printf $1}'
         localhost  (533ms)
10:46:40 $ uname -r | awk '{printf $1}'
         7.0.0-22-generic  (781ms)